[OPENING] hey there, joke lovers! i'm star, and wow, do i have some absolutely hilarious jokes for you today! get ready to laugh until your belly hurts because we're about to have a giggle party! are you ready? let's go! [JOKE 1] what do you call a pig that does karate?

a pork chop!

[JOKE 2] why did the chicken go to school? to get a little brighter!

[JOKE 3] what do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? a dino-snore!

[JOKE 4] why do fish live in saltwater? because pepper makes them sneeze!

[JOKE 5] what do you call a noisy sleeping dog? a bull-dozer! wait, no—a snore-ing puppy!

[JOKE 6] why did the cookie go to the beach? because it wanted to get a little crumbly tan!

[JOKE 7] what do you call a rabbit with a funny nose? funny bunny!

[JOKE 8] why do eggs tell jokes? because they're egg-stra funny!

[JOKE 9] what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved!

[JOKE 10] why did the pencil go to school? because it wanted to be sharp!

[CLOSING] you guys were amazing listeners! give yourselves the biggest round of applause because you just laughed at the silliest jokes ever! remember, keep smiling and keep laughing!

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