Giggle Quest
[OPENING] hey friends, i'm star and i am SO excited because we're about to go on a giggle quest! get ready to laugh until your belly hurts because i've got the silliest jokes waiting for you. are you ready? let's go! [JOKE 1] what do you call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop!
[JOKE 2] why did the crayon go to school? because it wanted to be a little brighter!
[JOKE 3] what do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? a bronto-snorus!
[JOKE 4] why do fish live in saltwater? because pepper makes them sneeze!
[JOKE 5] what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved!
[JOKE 6] why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? because she was already stuffed!
[JOKE 7] what do you call a sleeping dragon? a doze-saurus!
[JOKE 8] why do bees have sticky hair? because they use honey combs!
[JOKE 9] what did one wall say to the other wall? i'll meet you at the corner!
[JOKE 10] why did the cookie go to the library? because it wanted to find the recipe books!
[CLOSING] you all did an amazing job laughing with me! your giggles just made my troll heart so happy. thanks for going on this giggle quest with me, friends!